For therentalmaster 24 jan 07 -I was in my first "puppy love" and worshiped the toilet seat she sat on.

therentalmaster 24 jan o7
I was in my first "puppy love" and worshiped the toilet seat she sat on. I went to Alice's house after school to "help" her with her homework, which meant doing it for her, and her mother had left a note saying they's gone to Riverside to look at new cars. Riverside was 30 minutes away, so we knew we had plenty of time to be alone (a rarety back then). We didn't waste it. We started kissing and hugging on the sofa.therentalmaster
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Alice evidently had done more of this than I had, because she kept sticking her tongue in my mouth and rubbing me all over. Before I knew it, I had a boner and was excited as hell. I tried to sit so my boner wouldn't touch her. I didn't want to "gross her out," as the saying went back then. But lo and behold, her little fingers found it and rubbed it and then she asked to see it. I carefully took it out and she played with it for a few minutes. It felt soooo goooood, and then suddenly I knew it felt tooooo goooood. I came everywhere, spraying the sofa, the coffee table, the floor, and us. Well, at least that's the way I remember it.

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Alice got very excited over my coming. She asked it I wanted to make her come. I didn't know girls could and said so. She explained that she didn't actually shoot come out like I did, but she reached a climax and felt good none the less. Well, I wanted to help in any way I could. So she lifted her little pleated skirt and took off her cotton panties and that's when I got my first ever glimpse of a real live beaver. She took my fingers and showed me what to do and I did it as best as I could, all the while wondering how her warm interior would feel wrapped around my boner. Well, she came. Then she came again. Then, while she was reaching for a third come, she noticed my renewed boner.

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I will always love Alice for what she did next. She laid me on my back on the floor and squatted down over me until she had my boner up inside her. In that position, I could see her sparsely haired pussy open up for me, see my boner disappear up into her pinkness, and see her youthful plumpness mold around me, hold me, and receive everything I could push up into her. Watching it was the most marvelous part, because the fucking was over almost as soon as it started.

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I no sooner raised my butt off the floor to hump up into her when her third come came. Her excitement and climax, coupled with the visual treat and physical stimulation I was experiencing, were too much for me. I came immediately after she started coming. It took her a few moments to realize I had shot my load inside her, and then she simply freaked out
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Screaming something about making babies, she ran naked into the kitchen. I got up and ran after her. She grabbed a Coke from the refrigerator, fumbled in a drawer for the opener, and then ran to the bathroom with the Coke and opener. I followed. She stood in the bathtub, lifted one foot up on the rim, popped the cap off the bottle, placed her thumb over the bottle opening, and shook that Coke to kingdom come. Then she carefully placed her thumb against her pussy opening and released the pressure on the Coke bottle opening. Coke sprayed all over the place and she shoved the bottle opening up inside her. The Coke sputtered and flowed out, running down her leg and carrying white bubbles of my come with it. She kept shaking the bottle until it wouldn't fizz up any more. Then she turned on the water and washed off. When she was done, she made me get dressed and leave.
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Alice and I fucked two more times, but on those occassions she made me pull out and shoot my load on her stomach and little titties. She never had cause to use the "Coke douche" again with me, but I don't doubt she probably used it again with someone. I wonder if today's girls even know about it.
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All of my friends always called me Pimp, because I was
always with all kinds of chicks. But I had never really
fucked any of them. I had gotten quite a few blow jobs and
sucked on plenty of tits, but I never went all the way,
because I thought that the first time should be special (yeah
I know that doesn't really sound like a "pimp", but I didn't
give myself the nickname.)

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Anyway, now for the real story. There was this girl,
"Amy." She was a "can't touch" girl. She drove a red
Z28 convertible with the liscense plate "CANT TUCH." This
girl was fine. Every guy in school wanted her, but if you
were somehow lucky enough to go out on a date with her, you
couldn't get anywhere. And she usually didn't like anyone
enough to go out with them more than twice. Then I started
dating her. We had been going out for about three weeks
when I had a huge party at my house. At about eleven o'clock
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everybody wasa going crazy and party like there was no
tomorrow. So Amy and I left and went to my room. I
figured we would probably make out for a while, as we had
a couple of times before, and then return to the party to get
shitty slop faced and pass out. That's how it went at first.
We were laying on my bed making out, and I tried to slip my
hand up her shirt. Then she said, "Stop." I was a bit
upset, but not real suprised.
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Then she said she had never
felt this way before, and she was in love with me, and it
was time to give it up. I was shocked, but I was pretty
sure I was in love with her too, so I decided it was the
perfect time. So I stripped her down naked and started
tasting her untouched treasure.
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I licked her until she
screamed and then I decided it was time to enter. I took
of my clothes and went to get a condom, but she said she
didn't want one, because neither of us had done it before,
and she trusted me not to get her pregnant. So I slid my
dick in her and started slowly pumping.
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It was so tight,
and she was screaming with every trust, but the music
outside was so loud nobody could here. After about fifteen
minutes I was ready to blow it, so I pulled out and shot it
all over her stomach. We took a shower together and fucked
again amidst all the water pummleting our bodies. We then
went back to the party and got drunk and she passed out in
my arms. By the time we woke up in the morning everybody
had left except for my two sisters. So we said good morning
and then went to my room to have sex one more time before
she went home.
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Now is where the story gets kind of funny. Four days later
she was out of town, at a basketball game with her parents,
and her sisters threw a party at their house. (Shit...I for
got to descride Amy. OK, heregoes: She's 17, 5'3", 105lbs.
She's got long straight blonde hair. and blue eyes.) So I'm
at the party, hanging out with her sister Sara. Sara and
get really high, and then go to her room. I felt kind of
awkward at first, but then she took of her clothes and ate
her out until I tasted her juices. Then she took me in her
mouth and started giving my the best blow job I had ever had.
We went on giving each other oral pleasures for about three
hours. Then at about 11:30 I left. (The party was kind of
early, since Amy and her parents were coming back at
midnight.)
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The next day at school I went and talked to Amy. Sara had
told her everything. I felt really bad, and Amy was pretty
upset. Then she kissed me, and shouted down the hall at her
sister, "Hey Sara, I just tasted your pussy, but I guess
that's alright since you were tasting mine all last night."
Everyone in the halls found that really funny. And Amy soon
forgave me.
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That was three months ago. Amy and I are still dating. As
for Sara, (who by the way is 18 and looks just like Amy
except her hair is curly and she only ways about 95 pounds,)
nothing else ever happened.

For therentalmaster January 25 07 - Actually using no VARCHAR or BLOB types results in a fixed row size

therentalmaster
January 25 07
Actually using no VARCHAR or BLOB types results in a fixed row size. Otherwise CHAR and VARCHAR are the same. Se the below for a more exact definition.
You can check the format used for a table with isamchk -d.
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MySQL has three different table formats:
1. Fixed length tables;
o The default format.
o All non packed columns are space filled
o Very quick.
o Easy to cash
o Easy to reconstruct if crashed (Of course this only theoretical :-) because records are on fixed positions.
o Don't have to be reorganized unless a huge number of records are deleted.
2. Dynamic tables
o Is used if there exists any VARCHAR or BLOB columns in table.
o All strings are dynamic (except if length < 3).
o Each record is preceded with a bitmap for which columns are not empty (this isn't the same as null columns).
o Each string is saved with a length byte + string. If string is zero length or a number is zero it takes no extra place (just the zero length bit for each column).
o Each record is uses exactly the needed record space. If a record gets larger it's split into as many pieces as needed.
o Takes little disk space.
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o If records are changed a lot, isamchk -r should be run now and then to reorganize the table. This is to get a better layout. Use isamchk -ei table_name for some statistics.
o Not as easy to reconstruct because a record may be in many pieces and a link may be missing.
o The expected row length for dynamic sized records is: 3 + (number_of_columns + 7) / 8 + (number of char columns) + packed_size_of_number_columns + length_of_strings + (null_columns + 7) / 8. There will be a penalty of 6 bytes for each link. A dynamic record will be linked whenever a update causes a enlargement of the record. Each new link will be at least 20 bytes, so the next enlargement will probably go in the same link. If not there will be another link. You may check how many links there are with isamchk -ed. All links may be removed with isamchk -r.
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3. Compressed tables (this is only with UNIREG/pack_isam)
o Read only tables.
o Takes very little disk space. Minimizes disk usage.
o Each record is compressed separately (very little access overhead)
o Can handle fixed or dynamic length records (but no BLOB:s).
o Can be uncompressed with isamchk

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